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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.