- Things You Think Only You Do

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes I toot.

I mean Diana Ross.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.