When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.