If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.