I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.