Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.