Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.