I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.