Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.