Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.