- Things You Think Only You Do

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.