- Things You Think Only You Do

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Smoking in the shower.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Ur mum

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.