After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.