- Things You Think Only You Do

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sitting down in the shower

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.