When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Stab myself on a daily basis

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I scratch and sniff.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.