Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.