- Things You Think Only You Do

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Be a loner at school

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.