I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.