- Things You Think Only You Do

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I chew my ice cream.

I hit the frig after sex

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.