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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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I chew my ice cream.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.