masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I scratch and sniff.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Sleep with pillow between legs

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.