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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.