Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.