I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

fall asleep in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.