- Things You Think Only You Do

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.