- Things You Think Only You Do

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.