get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.