I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Be a loner at school

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.