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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Be a loner at school

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.