Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.