- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sleep with pillow between legs

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.