Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I cant ride a bike

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.