if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I don't read the terms of service.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.