Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.