Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.