Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Being fat

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.