Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Use my phone to see what time it is

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.