- Things You Think Only You Do

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.