I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.