Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.