IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I hit the frig after sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.