- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I have a phobia of incest

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.