When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I mean Diana Ross.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.