You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.