Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.