- Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.