I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.