- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.