- Things You Think Only You Do

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Be a loner at school

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.