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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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Being fat
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.