Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Sitting down in the shower

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I **** with no hands.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.