When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Be a loner at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.