Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.