Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I cant ride a bike

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I don't read the terms of service.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.