Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.