- Things You Think Only You Do

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.