Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

I have a phobia of incest

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.