I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I hold my breath in elevators

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.