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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.