I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.