- Things You Think Only You Do

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.