- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.