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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sitting down in the shower
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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I was the real Stig...
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.