My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.