Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.