I cant ride a bike

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I don't read the terms of service.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.