I cant ride a bike

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.