TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.