Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Ur mum

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.