- Things You Think Only You Do

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.