Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.