Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Only use the left earphone.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.