- Things You Think Only You Do

Smoking in the shower.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

try to give your friends spirit animals

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.