When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.