Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.