Love feet. like LOVE feet.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.