think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Mayada stupid

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.