- Things You Think Only You Do

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I wonder if elections are rigged?

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.