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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I hold my breath in elevators

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.