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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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I scratch and sniff.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.