I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.