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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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