I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.