- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.