My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Do somthing only you do

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.