- Things You Think Only You Do

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.