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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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Be a loner at school
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.