I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.