- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.