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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Ur mum
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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