- Things You Think Only You Do

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.