If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Run faster down hotel corridors.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

thumb_up thumb_down +26

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

thumb_up thumb_down +22

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

thumb_up thumb_down

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

thumb_up thumb_down

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

thumb_up thumb_down -4

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -6

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.