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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Be a loner at school
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.