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Only use the left earphone.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.