I think about other women when having sex

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.