play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Be a loner at school

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.