sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.