- Things You Think Only You Do

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.