when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Justin Beiber is a woman

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I don't read the terms of service.

Smoking in the shower.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.