- Things You Think Only You Do

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I rehearse arguments in my head.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I **** with no hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.