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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Courtesy flush.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.