- Things You Think Only You Do

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.