- Things You Think Only You Do

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I chew my ice cream.

I hit the frig after sex

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.