A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.