- Things You Think Only You Do

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Picking my nose.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.