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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.