Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.