- Things You Think Only You Do

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

try to give your friends spirit animals

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.