- Things You Think Only You Do

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.