Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.