- Things You Think Only You Do

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.