- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I cant ride a bike

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.