Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.