I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I cant ride a bike

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I don't read the terms of service.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.