I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I don't read the terms of service.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.