Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I Masturbate Daily.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Sitting down in the shower

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Being fat

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.