accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.