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I have a phobia of incest
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.