- Things You Think Only You Do

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.