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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.