- Things You Think Only You Do

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Be a loner at school

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I cant ride a bike

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.