- Things You Think Only You Do

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I mean Diana Ross.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.