not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.