Justin Beiber is a woman

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Courtesy flush.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.