I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.