You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Do somthing only you do

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.