- Things You Think Only You Do

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I **** with no hands.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I gotta get down of Friday

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.