masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.