I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.