Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I hit the frig after sex

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.