- Things You Think Only You Do

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.