When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

make south park refferences every day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.