- Things You Think Only You Do

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.