I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I hold my breath in elevators

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I don't read the terms of service.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.