watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.