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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.