You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Mayada stupid

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.