Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.