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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.