Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I gotta get down of Friday

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.