- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.