Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Sitting down in the shower

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.