DIY LOL
DIY Fail
I AM DISAPPOINT
What The Face
yo ima let you finish
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
…
Next ›
Last »
Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
« First
‹ Prev
…
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.