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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.