make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I scratch and sniff.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.