Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I rehearse arguments in my head.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Picking my nose.

Sitting down in the shower

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Thinking your life is a movie...

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.