- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Smoking in the shower.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Ur mum

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.