- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I Masturbate Daily.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

i masturbate with my feet

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.