Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I **** with no hands.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I have a phobia of incest

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.