I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.