Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.