Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I was the real Stig...

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.