I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I chew my ice cream.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.