When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.