Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I read the down voted posts

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.