I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Being fat

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.