Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.