Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

i masturbate with my feet

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Thinking your life is a movie...

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.