make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes I toot.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.