Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I cant ride a bike

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.