I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.