When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.