Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Use my phone to see what time it is

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I chew my ice cream.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.