sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.