When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I hold my breath in elevators

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.