I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.