A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.