Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Sitting down in the shower

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I **** with no hands.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.