- Things You Think Only You Do

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.