- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.