Make up a song to yourself.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.