- Things You Think Only You Do

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.