Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Picking my nose.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.