When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.