I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.