For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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fap

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Picking my nose.

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Sitting down in the shower

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.