I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.