Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.