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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Only use the left earphone.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.