Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Ur mum

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.