- Things You Think Only You Do

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I chew my ice cream.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Sometimes I toot.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.