Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.