- Things You Think Only You Do

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

i masturbate with my feet

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.