You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Do somthing only you do

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I hold my breath in elevators

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I used to eat bath bubbles

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.