When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I hit the frig after sex

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Try stick to something but fail in the end

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.