- Things You Think Only You Do

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.