- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.