- Things You Think Only You Do

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I Masturbate Daily.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I **** with no hands.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I have a phobia of incest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.