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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.