- Things You Think Only You Do

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I hit the frig after sex

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.