Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I think Frozen is an overrated film

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.