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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.