Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.