- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes I toot.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.