Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.