Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Ur mum

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Only use the left earphone.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.