I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Stab myself on a daily basis

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.