- Things You Think Only You Do

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Only use the left earphone.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.