Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.