- Things You Think Only You Do

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.