- Things You Think Only You Do

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.