Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

make south park refferences every day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I **** with no hands.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.