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I Masturbate Daily.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Picking my nose.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.