Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.