Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.