- Things You Think Only You Do

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.