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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.