- Things You Think Only You Do

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

the power to regenerate your appendix

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.