the power to regenerate your appendix

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I think Frozen is an overrated film

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.