- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.