- Things You Think Only You Do

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.