- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I **** with no hands.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I was the real Stig...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.