- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.