Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.