- Things You Think Only You Do

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Justin Beiber is a woman

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.