OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Picking my nose.

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Being fat

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.