- Things You Think Only You Do

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Only use the left earphone.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

try to give your friends spirit animals

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.