fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.