sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Mayada stupid

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.