After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Go for a 10 mile run.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.