Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Only use the left earphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Sitting down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

thumb_up thumb_down -71

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.