Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I **** with no hands.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I was the real Stig...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.