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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.