when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.