- Things You Think Only You Do

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Be a loner at school

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.