Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Believing in the kindness of strangers

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.