After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I was the real Stig...

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Mayada stupid

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.