Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I mean Diana Ross.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.