- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.