- Things You Think Only You Do

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I hold my breath in elevators

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.