When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I hit the frig after sex

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.