- Things You Think Only You Do

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Only use the left earphone.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I **** with no hands.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I was the real Stig...

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.