Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Picking my nose.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Sitting down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.