- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.