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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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I chew my ice cream.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.