Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.