I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Mayada stupid

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.