Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Thinking your life is a movie...

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.