Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.