Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.