eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Smoking in the shower.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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listen to madonnas new album

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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i masturbate with my feet

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.