Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I chew my ice cream.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I scratch and sniff.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.