- Things You Think Only You Do

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.