- Things You Think Only You Do

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I cant ride a bike

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.