- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Sitting down in the shower

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.