I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Go for a 10 mile run.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.