- Things You Think Only You Do

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I cant ride a bike

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Smoking in the shower.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.