try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.