- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.