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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.