Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.