- Things You Think Only You Do

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I scratch and sniff.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sleep with pillow between legs

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.