I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.