If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Courtesy flush.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.