I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I don't read the terms of service.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

only read the short jokes on this website

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.