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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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I chew my ice cream.
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.