Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.