when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Sometimes I toot.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.