I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.