I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.