sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.