Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.