When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.