Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.