- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.