- Things You Think Only You Do

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I gotta get down of Friday

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.