- Things You Think Only You Do

I mean Diana Ross.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.