Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

thumb_up thumb_down -16

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -16

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Be a loner at school

thumb_up thumb_down -18

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I wonder if elections are rigged?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

thumb_up thumb_down -22

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -24

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.