- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.