- Things You Think Only You Do

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I cant ride a bike

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.