- Things You Think Only You Do

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I hit the frig after sex

Use my phone to see what time it is

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I scratch and sniff.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.