Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Being fat

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Make up a song to yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.