When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.