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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.