feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.