I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.