- Things You Think Only You Do

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

I have a phobia of incest

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.