Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.