- Things You Think Only You Do

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Sitting down in the shower

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Thinking your life is a movie...

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.