have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.