Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.