- Things You Think Only You Do

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.