I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.