Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.