I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I mean Diana Ross.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.