carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.