Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.