play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.