- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.