- Things You Think Only You Do

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I Masturbate Daily.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

i masturbate with my feet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.