- Things You Think Only You Do

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Being fat

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I **** with no hands.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Make up a song to yourself.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.