- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I used to eat bath bubbles

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.