You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I chew my ice cream.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.