- Things You Think Only You Do

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Only use the left earphone.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.