When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.