Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.