When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.