- Things You Think Only You Do

Be a loner at school

I wonder if elections are rigged?

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.