- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.