Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.