Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Smoking in the shower.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Only use the left earphone.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.