Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I gotta get down of Friday

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Go for a 10 mile run.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.