After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Mayada stupid

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.