- Things You Think Only You Do

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.