When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.