Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I was the real Stig...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I scratch and sniff.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.