- Things You Think Only You Do

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.