I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.