- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

fap

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.