never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.