when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sitting down in the shower

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I was the real Stig...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.