While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.