I used to eat bath bubbles

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.