Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I scratch and sniff.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.