Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.