Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.