Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.