- Things You Think Only You Do

Only use the left earphone.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I **** with no hands.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I was the real Stig...

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.