Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

thumb_up thumb_down -86

I was the real Stig...

thumb_up thumb_down -94

The older I get the more honest I get

thumb_up thumb_down +63

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.