I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Stab myself on a daily basis

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I chew my ice cream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.