I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.