I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.