RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.