Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Mayada stupid

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.