- Things You Think Only You Do

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.