Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I hit the frig after sex

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.