Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I hit the frig after sex

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.