When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Being fat

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.