I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.