- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.