- Things You Think Only You Do

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sitting down in the shower

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.