Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.