- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I used to eat bath bubbles

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Smoking in the shower.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.