- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sleep with pillow between legs

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.