- Things You Think Only You Do

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

fap

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.