Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I hit the frig after sex

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.