when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.