- Things You Think Only You Do

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.