Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.