Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.