- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Smoking in the shower.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.