I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.