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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.