sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Sitting down in the shower

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I was the real Stig...

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.