Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.