If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sleep with pillow between legs

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

pull out a flies wings and let it go

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.