pull out a flies wings and let it go

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.