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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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fap
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.