Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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fap

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.