I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.