- Things You Think Only You Do

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Picking my nose.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.