When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Smoking in the shower.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.