A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Try stick to something but fail in the end

pull out a flies wings and let it go

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.