Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.