When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Believing in the kindness of strangers

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Being fat

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.