Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.