pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.