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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I hold my breath in elevators

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.