- Things You Think Only You Do

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I chew my ice cream.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I scratch and sniff.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes I toot.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.