Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.