- Things You Think Only You Do

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I wonder if elections are rigged?

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.