When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.