- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.