- Things You Think Only You Do

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I cant ride a bike

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.