TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes I toot.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.