Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I hold my breath in elevators

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.