- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.