Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

I **** with no hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -82

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -84

I was the real Stig...

thumb_up thumb_down -100

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

thumb_up thumb_down -118

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

thumb_up thumb_down -130

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -130

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.