Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.