- Things You Think Only You Do

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.