Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.