When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.