- Things You Think Only You Do

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.