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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.