- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.