dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.