Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.