when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.