Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.