thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.