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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.