- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.