I have a phobia of incest

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.