- Things You Think Only You Do

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

I piss in the bed every night

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.