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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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I was the real Stig...
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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I hit the frig after sex
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.