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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Sitting down in the shower
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.