the power to regenerate your appendix

I don't read the terms of service.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.