Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.