Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.