sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Being fat

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.