I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I gotta get down of Friday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.