When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.