I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.