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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Only use the left earphone.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Sitting down in the shower
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.