- Things You Think Only You Do

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do