Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make up a song to yourself.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.