- Things You Think Only You Do

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I hold my breath in elevators

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.