Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.