I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.