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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.