I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

try to give your friends spirit animals

Thinking your life is a movie...

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I have a phobia of incest

Make up a song to yourself.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.