Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.