only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.