When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.