Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Sleep with pillow between legs

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Save more than once on your favourite game.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.