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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.