- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Picking my nose.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.