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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I cant ride a bike
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.