Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.