feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sitting down in the shower

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.