- Things You Think Only You Do

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Stab myself on a daily basis

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.