- Things You Think Only You Do

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.