I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Only use the left earphone.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Sitting down in the shower

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I was the real Stig...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.