when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Be a loner at school

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.