only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.