when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

the power to regenerate your appendix

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.