Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.