Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.