- Things You Think Only You Do

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.