- Things You Think Only You Do

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Picking my nose.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.