I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.