- Things You Think Only You Do

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Courtesy flush.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Sitting down in the shower

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.