Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.