accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Sometimes I toot.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.