Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I hit the frig after sex

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.