Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Smoking in the shower.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.