- Things You Think Only You Do

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I hold my breath in elevators

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

only read the short jokes on this website

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.