- Things You Think Only You Do

I always think I have special powers

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I hold my breath in elevators

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.