Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I hit the frig after sex

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.