- Things You Think Only You Do

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.