I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.