Believing in the kindness of strangers

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sleep with pillow between legs

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.