Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Stab myself on a daily basis

I chew my ice cream.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.