- Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.