- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Save more than once on your favourite game.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.