Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Smoking in the shower.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.