i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.