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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.