start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I Masturbate Daily.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.