- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

fap

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.