- Things You Think Only You Do

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I mean Diana Ross.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.