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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I hold my breath in elevators

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.