RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

only read the short jokes on this website

Smoking in the shower.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Only use the left earphone.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Sitting down in the shower

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.