sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sitting down in the shower

i masturbate with my feet

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Put my hands together the 'other' way

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.