- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Sitting down in the shower

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I have a phobia of incest

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.