feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Only use the left earphone.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Sitting down in the shower

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.