TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.