Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I scratch and sniff.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sometimes I toot.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.