Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.