- Things You Think Only You Do

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.