doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Smoking in the shower.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

only read the short jokes on this website

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Only use the left earphone.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Sitting down in the shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.