Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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I scratch and sniff.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.