Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.