- Things You Think Only You Do

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

fap

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Sitting down in the shower

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.