Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.