Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

the power to regenerate your appendix

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Smoking in the shower.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

only read the short jokes on this website

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.