If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I toot.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.