- Things You Think Only You Do

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.