- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Smoking in the shower.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.