While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.