- Things You Think Only You Do

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Justin Beiber is a woman

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I don't read the terms of service.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.