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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.