- Things You Think Only You Do

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.