Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Being fat

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.