I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.