When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I hit the frig after sex

Sleep with pillow between legs

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Save more than once on your favourite game.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.