Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Being fat

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.