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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.