When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.