- Things You Think Only You Do

i masturbate with my feet

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking your life is a movie...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.