When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I cant ride a bike

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.