When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.