When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.