Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I think about other women when having sex

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.