I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

i masturbate with my feet

I rehearse arguments in my head.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.