While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I hit the frig after sex

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.