I always think I have special powers

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.