- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.