I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Smoking in the shower.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Ur mum

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.