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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I have a phobia of incest
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I hit the frig after sex
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.