- Things You Think Only You Do

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Smoking in the shower.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.