Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.