Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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only read the short jokes on this website

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.