- Things You Think Only You Do

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I chew my ice cream.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.