If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.