When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.