I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I always think I have special powers

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.