- Things You Think Only You Do

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Only use the left earphone.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Thinking your life is a movie...

try to give your friends spirit animals

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.