Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.