Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.