- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Smoking in the shower.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.