When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.