Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I scratch and sniff.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.