Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Picking my nose.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Thinking your life is a movie...

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.