I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.