Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Stab myself on a daily basis

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.