- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I hold my breath in elevators

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.