- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

only read the short jokes on this website

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.