Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I scratch and sniff.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.