- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.