- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.