- Things You Think Only You Do

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Sitting down in the shower

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.