I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Smoking in the shower.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Ur mum

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.