I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.