You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Vote for the other guy

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.