Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.