- Things You Think Only You Do

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.