log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.