- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.