- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

-7

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

-9

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

-9

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

-9

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

-9

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

-11

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

-11

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

-13

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

-13

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

-17

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

-23

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

-25

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

-25

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

-27

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

-27

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

-29

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

-29

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

-31

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

-31

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

-31

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!