Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.