Stab myself on a daily basis

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I scratch and sniff.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.