Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.