- Things You Think Only You Do

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Sitting down in the shower

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I gotta get down of Friday

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.