accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.