Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.