You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

i masturbate with my feet

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.