Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Smoking in the shower.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.