getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.