- Things You Think Only You Do

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.