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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.