- Things You Think Only You Do

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I **** with no hands.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Make up a song to yourself.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.