- Things You Think Only You Do

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.