when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.