when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Use my phone to see what time it is

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.