I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.