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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.