When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I have a phobia of incest

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.