have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.