- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I wonder if elections are rigged?

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.