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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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only read the short jokes on this website
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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Smoking in the shower.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.