When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.