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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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I hit the frig after sex
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.