Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Smoking in the shower.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.