see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I scratch and sniff.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.