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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.