- Things You Think Only You Do

I think Frozen is an overrated film

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Only use the left earphone.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Believing in the kindness of strangers

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Being fat

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.