after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.