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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.