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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I scratch and sniff.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.