- Things You Think Only You Do

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Picking my nose.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.