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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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