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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.