- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.