Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Picking my nose.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.