- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Sitting down in the shower

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Thinking your life is a movie...

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.