Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.