Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Only use the left earphone.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.