when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.