Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I cant ride a bike

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.