Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.