- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.