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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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I was the real Stig...
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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I mean Diana Ross.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.