Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Do somthing only you do

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.