- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.