- Things You Think Only You Do

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.