I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.