Go for a 10 mile run.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.