I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I was the real Stig...

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.