- Things You Think Only You Do

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.