- Things You Think Only You Do

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.