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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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fap
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Picking my nose.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.