You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.