I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.