Go for a 10 mile run.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sleep with pillow between legs

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.