- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

I mean Diana Ross.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.