When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

only read the short jokes on this website

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.