Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Only use the left earphone.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I have a phobia of incest

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.