Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I cant ride a bike

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.