Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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i masturbate with my feet

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.