Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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fap

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Picking my nose.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.