Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.