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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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I always think I have special powers
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.