Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I cant ride a bike

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.