after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

try to give your friends spirit animals

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I was the real Stig...

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.