Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.