Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I **** with no hands.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.