Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Only use the left earphone.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Sitting down in the shower

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

try to give your friends spirit animals

Thinking your life is a movie...

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.