- Things You Think Only You Do

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

fap

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Only use the left earphone.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.