- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.