- Things You Think Only You Do

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.