- Things You Think Only You Do

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

i masturbate with my feet

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Sitting down in the shower

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.