accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I chew my ice cream.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Ur mum

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.