I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.