- Things You Think Only You Do

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Only use the left earphone.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Being fat

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.