Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I used to eat bath bubbles

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.