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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.