Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.