Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I piss in the bed every night

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.