I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I **** with no hands.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Go for a 10 mile run.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.