- Things You Think Only You Do

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

the power to regenerate your appendix

I cant ride a bike

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.