I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I cant ride a bike

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.