- Things You Think Only You Do

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

i masturbate with my feet

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.