- Things You Think Only You Do

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Be a loner at school

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.