- Things You Think Only You Do

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.