Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -73

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -75

I **** with no hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -83

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

thumb_up thumb_down -109

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.