When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I lift my butt when I'm farting

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.