Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.