i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.