When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.