I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.