That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.