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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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i masturbate with my feet
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.