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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.