- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.