- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.