- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.