When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.