When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.