At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.