get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.