Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.