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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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fap
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.