Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.