When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.