When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.