If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.