i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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i use dental dams

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.