When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.