wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.