wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.