For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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thumb down this post

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.