fart

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.