you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.