Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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fart

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.