Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.