lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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fart

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.