Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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misread flashlight

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.