while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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misread flashlight

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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thumb down this post

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.