while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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fart

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.