When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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fart

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.