close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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thumb down this post

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.