turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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thumb down this post

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.