I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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thumb down this post

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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hallo

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.