Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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fart

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.