lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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misread flashlight

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.