give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.