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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.
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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.