- Things You Think Only You Do

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.