sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

thumb_up thumb_down +36

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

thumb_up thumb_down +26

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down -130

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down +17

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

thumb_up thumb_down -30

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

thumb_up thumb_down -118

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.