Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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i use dental dams

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.