When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.