Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.