I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.