- Things You Think Only You Do

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I have an irrational fear of sloths

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.