- Things You Think Only You Do

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.