you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.