think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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hallo

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.