I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.