If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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fart

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.