Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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hallo

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.