Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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fart

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.