Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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fart

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.