I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.