Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.