Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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thumb down this post

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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misread flashlight

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.