While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.