Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I pee in the shower.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Breathe.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.