When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Breathe.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.