If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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im going to rape that girl

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Breathe.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.