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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Breathe.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I pee in the shower.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.