Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Breathe.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I pee in the shower.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.