Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I pee in the shower.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.