Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.