On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Breathe.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.