Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Breathe.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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fart

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.