Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.