when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Breathe.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.