I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.