im going to rape that girl

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.