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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.
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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.
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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.
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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.
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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.
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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.