Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.