Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.