im going to rape that girl

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.