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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.
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I pee in the shower.
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.
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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.
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Breathe.
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.
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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.