Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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im going to rape that girl

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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conundrum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.