I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I pee in the shower.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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fap

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.