if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.