Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Breathe.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I sleep in the nude.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.