When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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misread flashlight

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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fap

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Breathe.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.