When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.