Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I sleep in the nude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.