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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I pee in the shower.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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fart

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.