pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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fart

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.