get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.