Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.