I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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im going to rape that girl

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Dancing while hoovering

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.