Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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fap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.