Dancing while hoovering

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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fap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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pick your nose and eat it

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.