I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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pick your nose and eat it

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.