If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Dancing while hoovering

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im going to rape that girl

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.