Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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pick your nose and eat it

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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hallo

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conundrum.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.