When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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conundrum.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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hallo

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I know how to type a ¿

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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pick your nose and eat it

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.