I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I know how to type a ¿

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.