when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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hallo

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.