When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I sleep in the nude.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.