Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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hallo

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.