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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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pick your nose and eat it

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.