when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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hallo

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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conundrum.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.