I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.