I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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fap

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.