When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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conundrum.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I know how to type a ¿

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pee in the shower.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.