pick your nose and eat it

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.