I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I pee in the shower.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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shag your mom

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.