ASMR

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

I like to poo while smoking.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.