When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.