Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.