Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.