Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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ASMR

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.