ASMR

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.