sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.