I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.