Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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ASMR

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.