When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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ASMR

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.