Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.