I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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ASMR

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.