I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

thumb_up thumb_down +7

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +26

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

thumb_up thumb_down -74

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -131

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

ASMR

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -70

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

thumb_up thumb_down +21

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

thumb_up thumb_down +44

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.