When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.