Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.