Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.