conundrum.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.