- Things You Think Only You Do

-29

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

+50

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

-48

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

-66

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

-70

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

-75

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

+54

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

-52

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

-56

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

-80

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

-100

Gotta sleep with a fan.

+23

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

+1

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

-77

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

-32

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

-64

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

-66

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

-116

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

+3

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

-49

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Gotta sleep with a fan.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Things You Think Only You Do