I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.