I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I can see a magic eye image

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I know how to type a ¿

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.