I know how to type a ¿

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I can see a magic eye image

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.