Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I can see a magic eye image

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.