calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.