Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.