every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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ASMR

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.