That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.