When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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ASMR

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.