every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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ASMR

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.