do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I can see a magic eye image

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.