Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.