I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.