Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.