I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.