ASMR

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.