After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I can see a magic eye image

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.