When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.