find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.