When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.