Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

I can see a magic eye image

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

I ejaculate fire and glory

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.