get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.