Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.