- Things You Think Only You Do

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.