Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.