Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.