take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.