Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.