I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.