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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants
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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.
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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.