Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.