I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.