I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.