Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

jack off

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.