Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.