Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.