When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.