Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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jack off

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.