i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.