When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.