Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.