I aphabeticalize my shoes

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.