When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.