wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.