Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.