When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.