Like a toy until it breaks.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.