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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.