Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

jack off

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.