Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.