Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.