- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.