When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.