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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.