imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

thumb_up thumb_down -63

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

thumb_up thumb_down -103

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -111

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

thumb_up thumb_down +34

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -72

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.