Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.