I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.