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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.
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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.
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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.