Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.