Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.