When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I have seen a UFO

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.