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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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hate Justin Bieber
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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get home from work and masturbate instantly
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.