I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.