try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.