Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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jack off

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.