Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.