I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.