When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.