Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.