Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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jack off

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.