Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.