Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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jack off

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.