I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.