Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.