See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.