I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.