When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Take baths

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.