hate Justin Bieber

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.