Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.