When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.