Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.