after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.