Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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jack off

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.