after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.