Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.