I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.