Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.