When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.