When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.