when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.