I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

get home from work and masturbate instantly

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.