- Things You Think Only You Do

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.