- Things You Think Only You Do

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it didn't want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.