Like a toy until it breaks.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.