I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.