Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.