Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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hate Justin Bieber

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.