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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.