Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.