If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.