When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.