For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.