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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).
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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.
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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..
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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.
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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.