Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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smoke marijuana

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.