every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

KICK THE CAN

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

hate Justin Bieber

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.