Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.