pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.