If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.