When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.