Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

I have seen a UFO

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.