I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.