I put big spaces in between comments

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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hate Justin Bieber

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.