After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.