Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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jack off

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.