Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I have seen a UFO

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.