when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.