- Things You Think Only You Do

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.