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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.