go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.