I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Your mom

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.