Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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being super bored at school

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.