Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.