Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.