when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Take baths

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.