- Things You Think Only You Do

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.