I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.