When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.