draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.