turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.