Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.