When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

thumb_up thumb_down -101

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

get home from work and masturbate instantly

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

thumb_up thumb_down -136

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

thumb_up thumb_down +13

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.