When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.