Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.