I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.