When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.