fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.