When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.