I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.