I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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hate Justin Bieber

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.