Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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hate Justin Bieber

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Take baths

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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being super bored at school

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.