whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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KICK THE CAN

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.