Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Your mom

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Fart at home

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.