Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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being super bored at school

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.