Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.