I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I have seen a UFO

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.