Fart at home

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When out I like to "people watch."

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.