Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.