turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.