When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.