Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Your mom

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.