Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.