I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Made after doomsday plans

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.