I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.