Giving my dog a massage.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Made after doomsday plans

thumb_up thumb_down -34

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I want to suck on your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -88

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -108

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.