Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Made after doomsday plans

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Giving my dog a massage.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.