Made after doomsday plans

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.