Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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sit in the shower

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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being super bored at school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.