When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.