when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.