When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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wonder who wrote these things

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.