Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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jack off

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.