Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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jack off

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.