When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.