when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.