try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.