Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Take baths

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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I have seen a UFO

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.