Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.