Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I always cry when I pray.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.