look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.