- Things You Think Only You Do

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.