Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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jack off

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.