every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I always cry when I pray.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.