When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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jack off

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.