draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.