Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.