Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Made after doomsday plans

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.