If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.