hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.