When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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jack off

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.