Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.