Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I have seen a UFO

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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being super bored at school

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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smoke marijuana

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.