getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.