when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.