When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

I have seen a UFO

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.