Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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jack off

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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hate Justin Bieber

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.