When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.