I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I always cry when I pray.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.