Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.