Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.