i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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jack off

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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hate Justin Bieber

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.