- Things You Think Only You Do

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

laziness .... its all in the mind

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.