every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.