I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.