When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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jack off

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.